[Verse 1]
Dm
Meet you downstairs
Gm
in the bar and hurt
A
your rolled up sleeves
Dm
in your skull t-shirt.
Dm
You say, "What did you do
Gm
with him today?"
A
And sniff me out
Dm
like I was Tanqueray.

[Pre-chorus]
Gm
'Cause you're my fella, my guy.
E7
Hand me your Stella and fly.
F
By the time I'm out the door,
E7
You tear men down
A
like Roger Moore.

[Chorus]
Dm Am
I cheated myself,
E7 Am
like I knew I would.
Dm
I told ya,
Am
I was trouble.
E7
You know that,
Am
I'm no good.

[Verse 2]
Dm
Upstairs in bed
Gm
with my ex boy.
A
He's in the place,
Dm
but I can't get joy.
Dm
Thinking on you
Gm
in the final throes,
A
This is when
Dm
my buzzer goes.

[Pre-chorus]
Gm
Run out to meet your chips and pitta.
E7
You say, "When we marry?" 'cause you're not bitter.
F
There'll be none of him no more.
E7
I cried for you
A
on the kitchen floor.

[Chorus]
Dm Am
I cheated myself,
E7 Am
like I knew I would.
Dm
I told ya,
Am
I was trouble.
E7
You know that,
Am
I'm no good.

[Verse 3]
Dm
Sweet reunion,
Gm
Jamaica and Spain.
A
We're like how
Dm
we were again.
Dm
I'm in the tub,
Gm
You on the seat.
A
Lick your lips
Dm
as I soak my feet.

[Pre-chorus]
Gm
Then you notice lickle carpet burn.
E7
My stomach drop and my guts churn.
F
You shrug and it's the worst,
E7
who truly stuck
A
the knife in first?

[Chorus]
Dm Am
I cheated myself,
E7 Am
like I knew I would.
Dm
I told ya,
Am
I was trouble.
E7
You know that,
Am
I'm no good.

Dm Am
I cheated myself,
E7 Am
like I knew I would.
Dm
I told ya,
Am
I was trouble.
E7
Yeah, you know that,
Am
I'm no good.

[Outro]
Dm Am E7 Am x3
(fade out)